ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
*pokes head out of hole in ground* is eurovision over yet?
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
k im getting off tumblr until this eurovision is over…
i think ireland will win, but krum will get the...
thecityofpawnee: Dear Europe, What are you talking about. Love, America
WHAT THE FUCK IS EUROVISION
owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...
budotty: robotbekah: royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work We had a kid in High School who pretended to be Russian, too.
ofsherlock: ofsherlock: tumblr spelt backward is rlbmut and if you put it in google translate it would change it to rummut which in finnish means drums and if you translate drums into chinese it says 鼓 which also means kettle and a kettle is hot and what else is also hot? yes that’s right HELL coincidence? i think noT guys come on i researched things on google translate for this
barkingfortheocean: I feel like sainthood is under appreciated.
dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
also kristen stewart is so adorable in it holy shit
I read Speak a long time ago and now im watching the movie….holy shit i forgot how offensive mr neck is.
inbox: moo bitch get out the hay
stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a sperm just one
life-is-a-love-story: timelordparadise: ppyajunebug: NEVER FORGET Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom #HufflepuffsAreTheBest And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban ‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year. ...
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
heather-and-her-harem: nayamorris-heatherrivera: thegoatjustatethemoney: daily reminder that Brittana only happened because of how gay Heather and Naya acted with each other best daily reminder ever
darrencrisslovesbananas: definitely-thor: artistic-elements: [ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND ] which one of you two is Darren Criss
peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: nathanielgregory: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: woah man tornado wornado in effect DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do...
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
internetexplorers: DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE
sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
sararye: it happened darren has officially become even better looking
k-hiq: hikaribakuras: holyjazspers: horton hears a huh horton hears a what horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE horton hears a hater
unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
I join fandoms, blog about it, and forget my... →
chubbyfashion: within-my-wish: shakethecobwebs: legendofserket: shaleimp: drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she…
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife