wankymind:

bitchesaloud:

how i passed college tbh

this can be taken two ways…

show creator: i know what you are
bi character: say it. out loud.
show creator: ...not interested in labels
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Person: what will you be for halloween?
Me: drunk.
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allthingstechtheatre:

whitehairkun:

uhhsage:

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

december-whether-or-not

"The Bible says Adam and Eve,

not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

Mom: “your just going through a stage”

Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

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pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

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mell0wfell0w:

just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m going to turn your daughter gay…

unless she’s hot

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pocket-ferret:

a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

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juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents

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black-american-queen:

I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE.

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johannathemad:

paltita-sketch:

It was my friend’s birthday…Like AGES AGO, but better late than never, right? Happy Birthday! :D So here it’s your present Farah.

We both are jeanmarco shippers, so I figured that the best gift for her has to be something about jeanmarco. We’re big fans of Lownly's fic (Like a Drum). So I printed and bind the fic (just Marco's POV for now). I made a cover and put the art of my two favorite jeanmarco artist; Johanna and Mizy (They are GREAT!)

It was tiring as hell but now “My Beating Heart" is a book :)

Thanks to Lownly, Johanna and Mizy for making us happy with their work <3333

OH MY GOD

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student: coughs
teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work

pixiesizedprincess:

This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to. 

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