denimcladveggieburger:

A lot of our conversations go on like this.

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

alrights:

what i wore solely a corset under my graduation gown

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

bragidunn:

whenever i watch a show with my family i like to throw in bits of trivia about the writers, actors, original script… that sort of thing

they’re never as awed as they should be tbh

code-newyork:

snixpergers:

colfercriss:

laughing

“I let her go.”

#’You don’t belong here Rachel. And you can’t hate me for helping to send you on your way.’

just thought i’d let all my followers know that for the almost 19 years i’ve been alive i thought hannibal lecter was a real person and i just found out he’s not and i feel stupid and lied to