I am not a lesbian but god she looks fine ;)

I like:
*Darren Criss
*Tegan and Sara (S-Sider)
*Faberry/Quinntana/Brittana
*Dani Shay
*Lost Girl
*Ksenia Solo
*Lauren Lopez
*Pretty Little Liars
*Once Upon a Time
* MTVs The Challenge



denimcladveggieburger:

A lot of our conversations go on like this.

denimcladveggieburger:

A lot of our conversations go on like this.


posted 1 hour ago | 202 notes | via thrillsavor | (© denimcladveggieburger)

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.


posted 2 hours ago | 49874 notes | via lennysaurusb | (© internetfeet)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life


posted 2 hours ago | 48311 notes | via allmessedup-overskq | (© peevesies)

alrights:

what i wore solely a corset under my graduation gown


posted 2 hours ago | 9 notes | via allmessedup-overskq | (© alrights)

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

  • i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
  • i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
  • i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
  • i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
  • this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

posted 3 hours ago | 20099 notes | via upfrontupshot | (© rexuality)

bragidunn:

whenever i watch a show with my family i like to throw in bits of trivia about the writers, actors, original script… that sort of thing

they’re never as awed as they should be tbh


posted 3 hours ago | 25434 notes | via rachelfrustratesquinn | (© bragidunn)
code-newyork:

snixpergers:

colfercriss:

laughing

code-newyork:

snixpergers:

colfercriss:

laughing

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posted 5 hours ago | 4500 notes | via political-prep | (© kurtana)

“I let her go.”

#’You don’t belong here Rachel. And you can’t hate me for helping to send you on your way.’


posted 6 hours ago | 7682 notes | via teadalek | (© kingdunphy)

just thought i’d let all my followers know that for the almost 19 years i’ve been alive i thought hannibal lecter was a real person and i just found out he’s not and i feel stupid and lied to


posted 16 hours ago | 1 notes |
tags: #hannibal the cannibal #yeahhhh

posted 16 hours ago | 41947 notes | via allmessedup-overskq | (© a-sexy-cat)